Player's Handbook · Chapter 1

Welcome to the Upper West Side

You play an original New Yorker with a routine, an opinion, and a problem that should have stayed small. The setting is 1996: rain on Broadway, coffee at Monk’s, pay phones that eat quarters, and messages that reach the wrong person at exactly the wrong time.

This is a comedy about people making a situation worse because they cannot let a tiny indignity go. You are not here to defeat villains or save the city. You are here to get your coat back, preserve a foolish lie, avoid a terrible dinner, or prove that the soup is suspicious.

What you control

Say what your character wants, how they pursue it, and what personal line they absolutely refuse to cross—until crossing it is funnier. Add details freely: an old grudge, an absurd rule in your building, a cousin with the wrong job, an overheard rumor. If it fits the world, it is probably true.

Familiar neighborhood personalities may appear, but they are friction, not the main event. Your character’s choices decide where the episode goes.

The era matters

There are no texts, maps in your pocket, or instant answers. Use pagers, answering machines, fax machines, cabs, paper directions, pay phones, and whoever happened to be standing at the newsstand. A missed message is a plot. A cassette in the wrong player is evidence.

The rule of the game

Be generous with complications. Say yes to coincidences that make your own plan harder. Share scenes with other players. When a joke lands, let it land before explaining it.

The goal is not to win cleanly. The goal is to create an episode everyone wants to quote afterward.

Manual updated Aug 14, 2026.

A playable 1996 New York 'Seinfeld' sitcom sandbox: original New Yorkers, familiar comedic friction, and one die for plans that are bound to backfire.

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Original Leads. Familiar Chaos.

A 1996 New York Comedy Sandbox

It’s 1996 on the Upper West Side. Coffee is cooling at Monk’s, somebody has the wrong coat, and a harmless lie is already three scenes from becoming public. Play original New Yorkers whose routines collide with familiar neighborhood chaos. Improvise first; roll one comedy die only when a plan is built to backfire.

Author's note

Just a fun little project I'm messing with, not meant to be taken too seriously! :)

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